Administration officials are expressing concern about the recent erosion of congressional decorum among Republicans congregating in the Senate cloakroom. The long grueling hours of the impeachment trial seem to be taking their emotional toll on the typically conservative Conservatives.
"These guys are giddy, punch-drunk, delirious" said Hella Cheminitz, a congressional page, "they're behaving as if it's a frat party." Lacking sleep, caffeine and regular meals the senators are openly resentful of the President for having them endure such an annoying ordeal. "Tillerson was spot on," said one southern senator whose seat is far from assured in the next election, "the guy is a fu*king moron!"
Numerous copies of Philip Rucker and Carol Leonig's new book A Very Stable Genius were seen laying around the room. Senators were reportedly reading lengthy passages from the book out loud and laughing uproariously at many of the more grueling episodes . Some speculated as to which Hollywood actors would play important roles in the all but inevitable film version. When it was suggested that Steve Buscemi would make a perfect Mitch McConnell, most of the legislators shrugged with indifference.
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