WH IMPEACHMENT GAME PLAN REVEALED

Members of the President's inner circle have been involved in a lively debate as to how to approach the coming impeachment trial. According to sources in the Oval Office, the most unlikely strategy is the one gaining most currency. Despite the advice of those closest to Trump, the president himself favors the disruptive rather than the more conventional methods. "Keep them on their heels and they'll never know what to (expletive) expect," the president reportedly said at the close of a recent meeting with his counsel.

In a dramatic departure from what is now seen as Trumpian protocol, the president is toying with the idea of telling the truth. Alarmed by the prospect of such radical disclosure, individuals close to the president are advising caution. "If it ain't broke why go under the hood," is how one of POTUS's lawyers put it.

The president appears unconcerned by the possible fallout from ethical transparency. Admitting guilt and allowing incriminating testimony by the likes of former White House counsel Don McGahn and former national security advisor John Bolton is seen by many as potentially catastrophic. The President however believes that Senate Republicans would not be prepared for the political risks implicit in his conviction.

News executives at Fox News have already assured Mr. Trump that they will not offer live coverage of the trial.

Anticipating a full exoneration followed by the redemption of re-election, President Trump has begun considering the location of his future Presidential Library. The top candidates are Atlantic City, Palm Beach, Queens and Moscow. Trump has already committed to donating his complete archive of non-disclosure agreements to any future institution.