In a move seen by some to be particularly risky, the Department of Government Efficiency has demanded five bullet points from the congressional pastor listing accomplishments from the last 15 days. While wars rage and the climate continues to wreak havoc and disaster, Elon Musk is pressing religious leaders within the government to either "step up or get the Hell out."
Military chaplains are also expected to provide evidence of their accomplishments. DEI hires seem to be particularly at risk. "Do we really need every single shaman from every sh*thole religion banging on kettles on the country's dime," was how one young DOGE accountant put it.
Although there remains bipartisan support for a religious presence within our institutions, the GOP has indicated that it is open to atheism if the Trump administration decides to change course.
