With Grand Juries convening, the noose may be tightening around what may be deemed a criminal enterprise. RICO, once the preferred cudgel against the Mob is now as commonplace as the SAT's. None of this is good news for Trump Inc. and the news that the former President may move to either Belarus or Bahrain is not idle, left-wing wet dreaming.
Mar-a-Lago habitué and member of the Trump inner circle Motindi Énmerdé has reportedly told NewsTune EX that serious house/estate hunting is well beyond the conceptual stage. "As far as I know, extradition treaties are conveniently vague," Énmerdé told NTEX's political correspondent Shempy Howard, "and there are far worse fates than spending one's golden years playing golf in the desert in December."
Legal experts with intimate knowledge of the Southern District of New York's investigations note that few world leaders would be willing to go on the hook for Donald Trump. "The last thing Putin wants," Russia specialist Sussanna Shoolama wrote recently, "is to have Donald grousing in some dacha plotting the next January 6th.
